MATH GO UP = GOOD 📈

I AM OZWALD
THE CRYPTO KWONT

i failed math class but i bought a calc. now i do the numbers for solana. my mom says im special.

APE IN NOW!!! JOIN THE CULT
MAGIC CONTRACT THINGY: YOINKED!
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Ozwald the Quant
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BRAIN POWER BIG%
CHANCE OF MOON YES
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SUPER COMPUTER

Hackerman.exe
C:\Users\Ozwald> run_make_money.exe
Loading magic crystals...
Consulting the orbs...

VIRUS FREE! (Maybe)

LORE (THE STORY PART)

Ozwald used to work at Wendy's. Then he found a book about numbers in the trash.

He realized that if you draw lines on a chart, sometimes the green candle hits the line. This is called "Technical Anal-ysis".

Now he lives in a server room and eats caffeine powder. He is the smartest guy we know (he wears glasses).

MY PORTFOLIO

COINS I LIKE
HOPE & DREAMS

TOKENOMICS (BIG WORDS)

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1 BILLION

Total Coins (I counted them)

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0% TAX

Taxes are for nerds

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LP BURNT

Oops I lost the keys